Fat vampire a never coming of age story

When he becomes a vampire doug faces the reality that he will be fat and unattractive forever. Doug lee is undead quite by accidentattacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. Teen vampires are a dime a dozen nowadays, but how many attend comiccon. Adam rex is the author of many books, including cold cereal and unlucky charms. Especially when the star of vampire hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. Then he meets the new indian exchange student and falls for herhard. Download for offline reading, highlight, bookmark or take notes while you read fat vampire. The true meaning of smekday hyperion books, oct 2, 2007, illustrated.

Fat vampire, a never coming of age story guys read books. I super enjoyed the vampire hunters angle of fat vampire, but it kind of disappears near the end. He cannot wait to grow up and grow out of his body. Doug is an outcast overweight who is accidently turned into a vampire by one of the popular kids at school.

Review written by jonathan lavallee i picked up fat vampire. With a unique storyline that captures many facets of pop culture, fat vampire is a funny and welcome addition to the volumes of vampire lore. A never coming of age story in new york journal of books. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. Fat vampire by adam rex overdrive rakuten overdrive. Both fans and foes of the everexpanding genre of vampire novels will get sucked into this hysterical sendup of those. This is the dilemma faced by doug lee in fat vampire. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover. After being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteenyearold doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a publicaccesscable vampirehunting television show that is on the verge of cancellation. Paperback from bmi online, see our free shipping offer and bulk order pricing. A nevercomingofage story ebook written by adam rex. Fat vampire follows doug, a fat, fifteen yearold with very low selfesteem as he attempts to adjust to his new life.

However, one day he gets attacked by a vampire and now doug is stuck in his body that he hates. Adam rex after being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteenyearold doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a publicaccesscable vampirehunting. Images courtesy of publishers, organizations, and sometimes their twitter handles. Doug lee is undead quite by accidentattacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen. A nevercomingofage story kindle edition by adam rex author visit amazons adam rex page. Fat vampire downloadable audiobook tulsa citycounty.

Doug lee is undead quite by accidentattacked by a desperate vampire. Doug becomes a vampire at the age of 15 after being unknowingly attacked by one of his classmates. A good nights sleep is essential for keeping our minds and bodies strong. A nevercomingofage story on your kindle in under a minute. The perfect girl with red hair and a nearly empty cup of yellow beer turned and looked at him. Someone has turned a whole bunch of teenagers into. Then, a late night feeding at the zoo goes wrong, and the vampire hunters show is after him. Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying the old one. This one is nowhere near as assured or successful as smekday. Forever frozen as an overweight teenager, hes stumbling through his unlife. A never coming of age story audiobook download, booksreading usa. A never coming of age story by adam rex about doug lee, an overweight 15yearold that gets turned into a vampire on accident. As vampires go, 15yearold doug lee is an abysmal failure. Lee fat vampire a nevercomingofage story por adam rex disponible en rakuten kobo.

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Get 50% off this audiobook at the audiobooksnow online audio book store and download or stream it right to your computer, smartphone or tablet. Fat vampire a never coming of age story downloadable audiobook. I loved adam rexs other book, the true meaning of smekday, and when i read that this was a parody of vampire stories and coming of age books, i thought it would be hilarious and touching and funny. Now doug has to learn to love his body and deal with how he. Fat vampire ebook por adam rex 9780062005663 rakuten kobo. The creator of the show is getting desperate, because theyre getting cancelled. Dead until dark by charlaine harris true blood is based on these books interview with the vampire by anne rice. Doug is just a normal guy, a bit overweight, and only fifteen. A never coming of age story hoping for a good laugh that i could share with the tweens in the house. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire. He tried to relax his eyes, take all of her in at oncethe blue belly shirt, the bottomless cleavagewithout appearing to ogle. Fat vampire by adam rex kansas city public library. Doug came to, lying on his back in what felt and smelled like a field. Librarything is a cataloging and social networking site for booklovers.

If you can explain to me how this is different from parenting in general i might know how to answer that. However, doug has a very unlikable personality and he is hard to really root for in the book. Doug has just been transformed into a creature of the nightthe only problem is, hes still short, overweight, and not so smooth with the ladies. A fat geeky teenage boy, doug, becomes the worlds least glamorous vampire in rexs second novel. Its a good parody of vampire and coming of age stories, but touching and funny wouldnt be words i would use to describe it. Doug does, under a white poncho because sunlight sears his pale, newvampire skin. Stream and download audiobooks to your computer, tablet or mobile phone. A never coming of age story reprint by adam rex isbn. Adam rex cites douglas adams author of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy as his biggest influence as a writer. Read fat vampire a nevercomingofage story by adam rex available from rakuten kobo. I picked up this audiobook on a whim before a long road trip, mostly because it was available, but also because it sounded interesting. Of course, theyve never found a real vampire until now. A never coming of age story by adam rex was very interesting. Doug is fat, unattractive and addicted to junk food.